BITCOIN MADE ME BUY IT

You saw it go up. You saw it go down.
You said to yourself “I’ll wait”… but in reality, you were already FOMOing .
And there, no more excuses: you clicked, you got DCA, you made a dubious SEPA transfer at 3 a.m.

“Bitcoin Made Me Buy It” is the perfect mug for those who refuse to take responsibility — but start again with each halving.

It works with:

top purchases (and regrets at the bottom)

Sunday morning DCA

and all the phrases like “it’s for the long term, eh”

330 ml of crypto-caffeinated remorse

White or black finish, depending on your market mood

Dishwasher safe, unlike some wallets

To display proudly... or to hide after -20%